Accidental stuntwoman

What the fuck?

My fucking bathroom-door exploded in my face! My entire body, actually. haha! What, how??! why??

Felt like an action-hero for a second there.

I am a little bit guilty in one of the charges.. That door hasn’t been closing properly (bent inwards kind of -which is how I like to leave them after a shower. Makes the bathroom bigger and I feel like it airs out more) for a very long time and has lead to many a bad decision-makings post-showers during that time. Crushed foundation bottles, stubbed toes.. So I might have closed it a little harder than I might have possibly had to. Thing is I’ve been so frustrated (blame lack of outlets) and I took it out on my bathroom-door. I’d also ended the last two minutes of my shower ice-cold (try it) and was very amped when I got out.

It was very dramatic, it exploded everywhere. It was like it was holding a grudge and was finally able to do some damage.

Cold, naked and vulnerable -pieces of glass in my face, hair and all over body I froze for a minute. I was shook. I literally couldn’t move. Then I laughed. I laughed so hard I almost peed myself. Which in hindsight only would have been the icing on this cake I was making of humiliation. As all my towels are conveniently stored in the bathroom, which was now off limits for obvious reasons, I ended up tiptoeing shivering around my apartment dripping water shedding small pieces of glass.

What a vision.

After calming myself I remembered the slippers. RIP and thank you for saving my life and the neighbors for further embarrassment.

After reentering the war zone, with (lets be honest) a bit of ptsd, getting a towel and getting rid of the glass stuck to my body I did what everyone would do in that situation. Blowdried my hair.

Cleaning up all of my fifteen cuts I scooped up all the mess and vacuumed for about an hour. Seriously. We all know glass are tricky motherfuckers and small pieces of evidence of this day will hide for years to come.

Then this.

I mean.., clearly I’ve been using my bathroom too recklessly for too long and it is now retaliating.

I then left the premises and went out for a couple of drinks with the other one. Who, for the record, arrived to the whole mess when I was blowdrying.

All in all, very dramatic. But I feel like me and my bathroom are closer than ever. I appreciate it more and we’ve come out the other side stronger than ever and I look very much forward to a brighter future together. With new doors. Which I’ve wanted forever. Cheers!

  16 comments for “Accidental stuntwoman

  1. Miriam
    17/02/2018 at 13:49

    I love this 😂😂

    • Viktoria
      17/02/2018 at 13:51

      hahahaha good!! I laughed my ass off

  2. The Better Cat
    17/02/2018 at 14:21

    I did something similar to my bathtub, apart from the fact that i kicked it and it then collapsed. I had no injuries, but boy did i feel good.
    Have you watched Brooklyn Nine Nine? It is really funny

  3. Flavia
    17/02/2018 at 16:24

    After all you looked like a diva and you are safe. .that’s what matters😍😘

  4. Alyssa Summers
    17/02/2018 at 17:57

    Its like life wanted you to stop and take a moment and so it gave you and exploding door to do it
    Shooketh.
    And you got some battle wounds from it!

  5. 18/02/2018 at 01:39

    Haha, I have survived the bathroom’s attempt on my life, and we have bonded!

    Eesh, it’s like Die Hard in there.

  6. Pete from Detroit
    19/02/2018 at 11:56

    Just got home from a long weekend in Toronto. Decided to see what you were up to and, Holy Shit!!!! Sorry about the nicks and cuts but you got real lucky even with tempered glass, eyes and glass aren’t mixey. You’re gonna be finding that shit for years. Make sure to find the exploding shower door support group in Bergen don’t let the ptsd take hold of you LOL.

    • Viktoria
      20/02/2018 at 08:31

      haha I know right!

  7. Stella
    22/02/2018 at 10:09

    Love how you handled that situation Victoria! Way to go. Just glad you are ok 🙂 Love that last photo..that coat…that look.. very cute

    • Viktoria
      26/02/2018 at 10:56

      <3

  8. Pete from Detroit
    25/02/2018 at 14:17

    39 medals in the Winter Olympics. Norway kicked the worlds ass.

    • Viktoria
      26/02/2018 at 10:45

      We kinda won the Olympics! so much fun.

  9. 01/03/2018 at 13:06

    Viktoria,thanks so much for the post.Really thank you! Keep writing.

    • Viktoria
      03/03/2018 at 10:59

      😀

  10. 02/03/2018 at 15:48

    Viktoria,thank you for your blog post.Really thank you! Awesome.

    • Viktoria
      03/03/2018 at 10:53

      😀

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